Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Things I've Never Done No.2 - The V

Dear Mata Hari,

It was the first time you went to that kind of store...

As a token for your bravery in entering those world, you have chosen the least kinkier of them all...

On the scale of obviousness, it was so 1 out of 10...

That's how tame the V that you have chosen...

Because, it was only a souvenir for yourself, just like when you buy those T-Shirt or keychain or fridge magnet...as a remembrance of  the place that you have visited...

But, back home, you were confronted

"Aren't you afraid?"

"Why? Why should I be afraid? "

"You know la.."

"What? I  don't know..."

"Seriously?"

"What is it? Will I get an electric shock from this?"

"No, I don't think so...never heard of that."

"So?"

"You know..."

"No, honey. I don't know..."

"Well..."

"Ya, well?"

"What if it gives you more pleasure than me?"

"Haaa???"


Errr.....hihihi....I feel you vibes....I feel you....AHAKS...

                                                                                             xoxo

Muahaha

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Bucket List No. 31: Done!!

Bucket List No. 31 : To go on a 4 days vacation by myself.
Well, I outdid myself okay...went to London on my own for...drum roll pleaseee...8 DAYS!!!

Yippee...

Though my feet or I should say my whole legs were aching by the 2nd day..overall, it was very calming holiday since I could do what ever I want to do without having to bother about other people...and luckily I was there alone cause I really walked like an old woman or maybe I should say that even an old woman walked faster that me..haha...and luckily it was my 3rd time in London and I have done all the touristy thing before so this time around...it's real and simple pleasure.
 


The hotels that I'd stayed - 4 hotels in 8 days..hihi

Ohhh... One more thing... I've never told my mom that I went there alone (otherwise I know that she won't let me go - well though I'm 37, she still treats me as I am a little girl). So, shhh....it's our secret okay!! :) 

 


 
Highlight of the trip - I went to Katy Perry and NKOTB Concert!!
Saw Icona Pop too!!Yeahh!!!



Well, writing this reminds me that I have to start my walking exercise soon because I'm gonna go to Perth in October accompanied by an 'athlete' friends....haiyoooo...where the hell did I hide my sports shoes...mannnn
 

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Things I've never done No. 1 - Bikini Wax


 

"Sinnifer, this is my first time...be gentle ok.."

"No worries...sepanjang I buat ni...takde orang pun yang pernah menjerit kuat-kuat"

"Oh ye ke?"

Haaa....Lega hati aku mendengar janji Sinnifer



"Memang takde orang menjerit kuat...tapi menangis mmg ada"

"Ces...ces...ces...."

Masa tu aku mmg dah rasa nak cabut langkah seribu dah...

Tapi dah terbaring pulak atas katil tu...

OMG!!! Apa benda yang aku buat ni?






Kemudian, Sinnifer mula menyapu cecair berwarna coklat...

Maka, terasa panas suam kulitku...








Gambar hiasan
"Ok...ready?"

Sretttt...

"Ouch..!!!"

Sretttt...

"Ouch...!!!"

"Ok...ini tempat sakit lebih sikit ahh...ready?"

Srettt...

"Arghhh..."

Begitulah bunyi-bunyian di dalam bilik itu untuk tempoh 20 minit tersebut.



I never thought that I will ever do this...

Nasib baik tak ter'reflex' kaki terajang si Sinnifer...

The pain that we endure in the name of beauty...

Macam lah cantik pun kan??

Haha...ada mak kisah...

Walaupun org tak nampak mak 'furless'...ko brani?