Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Things I've Never Done No.2 - The V

Dear Mata Hari,

It was the first time you went to that kind of store...

As a token for your bravery in entering those world, you have chosen the least kinkier of them all...

On the scale of obviousness, it was so 1 out of 10...

That's how tame the V that you have chosen...

Because, it was only a souvenir for yourself, just like when you buy those T-Shirt or keychain or fridge magnet...as a remembrance of  the place that you have visited...

But, back home, you were confronted

"Aren't you afraid?"

"Why? Why should I be afraid? "

"You know la.."

"What? I  don't know..."

"Seriously?"

"What is it? Will I get an electric shock from this?"

"No, I don't think so...never heard of that."

"So?"

"You know..."

"No, honey. I don't know..."

"Well..."

"Ya, well?"

"What if it gives you more pleasure than me?"

"Haaa???"


Errr.....hihihi....I feel you vibes....I feel you....AHAKS...

                                                                                             xoxo

Muahaha